0 Rob and Kristen - Nothing In This World...

The Rob and Kristen fandom looks a bit like this right now...

Okay the fluff from yesterday seems to have developed a situation, where i speak about two people together and wake up the next day to a slightly fuzzy (don't know whether that was due to the drink or the camera on the cell phone) picture, of Rob (plain as the nose on your face) with a young woman draped over the back of him. With long dark hair, wearing very short shorts and he appears to be holding the fingers of one hand...in his.

Wait..what...she doesn't have blond hair?
She's not a six foot leggy blond model with a foreign accent, because he loves all things foreign?
She's not Holliday Grainger or Christina Ricci? You know, the co-stars Rob was seen looking down their cleavages during the Bel Ami premiere!!

Nope...
I have toyed with the idea of whether to put the private photograph up, or not. Considering as soon as it was leaked, it spread like a bush fire on a really warm and windy day. I am not one who likes the idea that private time away from the public area, should be shared with the masses. Considering the photograph was taken during a birthday bash, in honour of a 'close' friend of Kristen Stewart. But as soon as the photograph was published via a person's facebook...the hags and hyenas came out to play. So...

*shits and giggles time*

Rob and Kristen - Feb 19th - 2012...

And before the spit and fire starts 'oh you are just as bad as the rest' let me get a few things straight. This photo has got everywhere; on every time line, twitter, facebook, tumblr, live journal and beyond. I was emailed and DM'd several links to the same photograph - with comments so fucking funny and so damn hilarious, it made my morning before i had to by my leave and go to work - believe me!

The top one of course is;
"That's not Kristen Stewart, her hair is shorter than that, she's shorter than that. It could be anyone because you can't see her face."
"She's taking a cigarette lighter out of his hand to light her own!" (the white stick in the right hand on the other side of his head)
"It's a waitress at the private function he's attending. You know what he's like, can't keep it in his pants long enough, poor Kristen!"

LMAO!
I love it when as soon as an image gets leaked, a shit-storm of stupidity descends. Anyone but Kristen eh? 

Kristen with a fan in a restaurant Feb 6th - 2012...

There are similarities between the first photo and this one. Yes it is also a personal photo, but Kristen is posing with a fan who just so happened to be eating in the same place as...wait for it...Rob and Kristen. Hair draped over one side of the face and hanging down - Kristen's hair, sans extensions she wore for Snow White and the Huntsman. I get a funny feeling she likes that look, as she seems to have been sporting it since her little trip into the 'Brothers Grimm' land. (that's Brothers Grimm, the authors of Snow White and not Disney, like some half-wits believe) so we have the same petite framed girl, always a lover of the 'white tee-shirt' when she is out. That or a slightly larger one, tied to the left hand side, because that's just how she rolls...

As for Rob...
Let's just say, the excuses range from;
"It's not him, he looks different, he's sitting at an unusual angle." "It's maniped i know the person who did that." "He looks fatter, Rob does not look like that!" "He looks buffer there is no way that's Rob Pattinson..." 

Like i said...*shits and giggles*
Rob was in Berlin for two days as he promoted Bel Ami, alongside the lovely Christina Ricci and Holliday Grainger (Brit Actress who last worked with Rob on 'Bad Mothers Handbook') Uma Thurman and Kristin Scott-Thomas had other film obligations, that they couldn't get out of. He left Berlin early Saturday morning and arrived in LAX that very same evening (late) of the 18th;

Rob looking tired as he arrives in LAX

Despite some people's hopes he would go off to London and spend some time with family and friends, Rob went back 'home' to LA and it appears, straight to a Birthday party with...Kristen.
The foam is messy right now; so many little nonberts and haters pulling what's left of their hair out, as they digest this little piece of information. 

Wherever Kristen will be, Rob will surely follow.
It's not that hard to understand, i can't believe still so many refuse to see what is in front of them. Why or where else would Rob be? He shares his life with the one person, that puts all this madness right out of his head. His obligations he does with such gentlemanly manner and style. To suggest he leers down the front of other women's clothing, well i could say 'that's just typical of a man, the nature of the beast, all men do it' But you will find half of what some 'not exactly a full head of brain cells' say is just jealousy, because they want to believe he is this 'stereo-typical' male, who only thinks with one organ at a time.

New photo of the 'twilight trio'

Nothing in this world would keep two people apart...nothing.
It's nice to see them again, even if it is done in a private setting. The person who posted this photo, knew exactly what they were doing. Knew exactly how frenzied the fandom is around the twilight movies. I don't believe for one second they posted this 'blindly' onto a twitter account for the whole world to see...and see they did, without knowing what they were doing. The fandom of Rob and Kristen is happy for now, the drought doesn't seem so bad at this moment in time. Kristen and Rob will no doubt still keep trying to allude people poking their noses into their personal lives, but in the meantime...

Today is 'shit-eating grin' day...

T.