0 Rob and Kristen - Kings and Queens...

Your Queen - Kristen...

So what did i miss over the weekend?
Well...if i was absolutely bat-shit crazy, i would say a lot of foamy denial, subjective hypocrisy, oh and a 'Kristen crashed a fan event when she wasn't supposed to be there - that bitch!' Which seems to be the thoughts from the completely off their head haters, in the fandom.

Let's break it down for the 'non haters' to have a chuckle at - shall we?
First of all - Wonder-Con happened at the weekend, apparently it's some fan event, in which up and coming movies are promoted (I thought that was Comic Con?) but anyway. Now Snow White and the Huntsman, or as it is affectionately known as SWATH, was there to reveal some BTS secrets and show the second trailer for this epic dark adventure. Rupert Sanders tweeted several times during the week about the fan event and how much he was looking forward to sitting on the panel with Charlize Theron (Ravenna - nasty piece of work Queen) So when the weekend rolled around and Kristen was snapped at LAX heading for NYC...rumblings began stirring in the hater camp 'what on earth is she doing? Followed by 'please DO NOT let us see Robert sauntering behind her!!!) Yes because everywhere Kristen goes - Rob is behind her, skipping with his lead tucked firmly between his teeth, like the good little puppy he is.

Charlize and Kristen - rightfully Royal...

You can excuse some people in thinking that this doesn't mean very much, but my oh my, did this cause a stir. Charlize plays the Queen in the SWATH movie, with Kristen taking the lead as Snow White. Yes the lead and not secondary cast member or reduced to just showing up, looking glum and throwing a couple of lines, like some half-wits assume she will do. The event was the first big appearance for Charlize and Kristen since Comic-Con last year; were they both announced they would be working on the movie in the UK. Now this is the part where i laugh out loud -> LOL to some folk - Kristen and Charlize apparently do not get on well with each other. That's right, they actually hate each other! Now as much as i can ignore the slobbery misgivings of some crack pots - sometimes ignorance can be bliss, but i find a good ole 'bitch-slap' works wonders as well...so...

I needs a thorough cleaning to get through this mess!

Let's go down the route of Charlize and Kristen hate each other - oh really,
Since when exactly? As far as i know, they have never had reason to hate each other. In the haters eyes - Charlize is a goddess, well technically i would have to agree with them, she is stunning. Does she hate Kristen? Um i don't see why she would. According to the graceful gazelle with the face and body of Dior's J'adore; she has nothing but 'praise' for Kristen, having watched her acting for a while (or could that be mistaken as stalker tendencies?) and admired her craft in the movies she has made. So if Charlize hated Kristen so much, why say all these nice things about her? Or is Ms Theron another member of the 'Summit Pay-roll'; a bunch of celebs, make up artists, wardrobe department, journalists, photographers, Directors and Producers of anything Kristen and Rob related in movie making.

They hate each other?

Kristen was there to self promote?
Well *cough* excuse me, but she is in the movie; she is an integral part of the script, storyline and indeed the whole reason the movie is called 'SNOW WHITE and the Huntsman' as she plays - SNOW WHITE!

But self promoting and crashing a convention in which her movie - her little baby is being shown. Just because she wasn't mentioned in the run up to the event, possibly because there are so many 'crack pots' willing to try and do something stupid all in the name of the man she is with...classy! Doesn't mean she wasn't meant to be there. Kristen is all about self preservation and making sure she doesn't cause too much unwarranted attention. So, let's just say for arguments sake, there might have been a little 'don't alert too much attention to me being there and allow the other members of the cast i.e. Charlize get as much attention as they deserve.'

I actually like that idea, it would make perfect sense. But oh no, the lunatic fringe riding the crazy bus, would make you believe Kristen did it on purpose. Not only did she do that on purpose, but she rubbed their noses in a few things at the same time - namely...apparel.

BWHAHAHAHA!
I know, naughty of me, but i love it when a plan to put down the haters, comes together!
Still smarting from their appearance together for a WEEK in Paris; the haters and hags not to mention the despicable harpies, are not exactly having a good time right now. In fact the crayon hate mail i have been getting has increased some what, with a dusty clouding of persistent bitching, as to why Kristen is using Rob's fame for the attention she needs, to get this piss poor movie of the ground.

BUT, turning up at Wonder-Con with his...his...his...OMG NO!!! It can't be, please tell me they bought the exact same sweatshirt from the exact same shop in the exact same size (including white tee-shirt underneath) and that Kristen just threw hers on at the last minute - with her leather jacket she got in Paris from Balenciaga???

A couple to stay together, share clothing and everything else together!
It's nice when the 'obvious' is proven once again that Kristen and Rob don't give a flying fuck about what the lunatic fringe think. The more people slap the reason down why they are together, the more Rob and Kristen just float on by laughing hysterically, or should i say wearing their smiles on their bodies. Not only did she wear something of Rob's to the event, but she was also seen leaving LAX to go to NYC in that standard v-neck t-shirt they both seem to love wearing (tastefully knotted at the side) Ah...young love.

Sob, sob...

Seems the 'Rob fans' are beside themselves with hatred once again. Doesn't Kristen own any clothing of her own, why does she insist stealing Rob's for attention? Yeah because she just slips into his home (you know the one they BOTH share?) and decides to steal a handful of his clothing, because she likes to look like a man. Of course Rob could do the same, but you will find Kristen's tops are a little on the 'tight department' and as for her jeans...lol
This is a couple thing; the sort of 'romantic gesture' from a girl who loves the smell of her man. Wear his clothing close to her skin, when she takes it off he has her scent lingering. When he takes them off - she has his scent - it's a bit like marking territory, you know the bit the haters DO NOT LIKE!

 

 

 Love the last one...

They have done this little 'obvious' clothing share, since they were publicly seen as together. Sharing clothing, bags, guitar cases...dogs, homes, each other. If you are not going to come out and admit you are a couple, wear something of your significant other that says it all. Actions speak louder than words and for Rob and Kristen, it's always been about the action. No need for soppy confessions and jumping onto couches on chat shows to prove you are together.

 King and Queen...

I love that this year is going to bring out so much happiness for both 'respectable' sides of the fandom. People who don't see rivalry in their careers, but equally respect the completely different genres they have chosen to create, in the movies they have each made. Bel Ami opened respectfully and is soon to be seen in the US (my American gals are chuffed to bits with that) On the Road had it's first trailer and was received excitedly by fans, who have been dying to see this movie be made since it was announced Kristen was to play the part of Mary-Lou. Cosmopolis is gaining interest every single day, with a rumour that it's trailer will soon be released, with whisperings that it could to Cannes, along with On The Road. Snow White and the Huntsman will see it do battle for the summer, alongside other fantasy or futuristic movies due out. But i have a funny feeling SWATH will be able to stand it's ground against other prequels and sequels that have been knocking around for a while. Finally - Breaking Dawn - Part 2, will see the final instalment of the twilight saga and the revelation of Bella as a vampire. It will be bitter sweet for some twilight fans, to finally see the end of the love story between Edward and Bella; two characters that brought two actors together.

So as you can see, this year is already turning out to be epic. One movie down and two more for Rob, whereas Kristen's are just getting started. A busy year for both of them promotion wise, and you wonder why they haven't taken on anymore projects...yet? They are the King and Queen of movie making; each have brought to their craft differences in their acting and growth in their lives. 

I enjoy Kristen's movies as much as i enjoy Rob's, because they are two very completely different people and that's why it works. I have no doubt my 8 year old daughter will love SWATH, providing the rating is not too high :( she is a typical girl who loves princesses and fairy-tales but at the same time, loves Bella and kick-ass Buffy the Vampire Slayer re-runs - so Kristen's 'Snow White' will be right up there in her 'heroines who don't take crap'.

As for the haters...
You know, i feel sorry for people who have to live their lives dramatically. Always needing an excuse to bitch and whine about people they will never meet, so what's the point? The Kristen haters don't like her because it's 'obvious' she is with Rob and as much as they delve in the delightful notion that ONE DAY, he will come to his senses and pick them (can i hold my breath that long?) It's pretty clear that he won't.

Better hurry up there's not much room left!

T.