0 Rob and Kristen - A Couple That Play Together - Stay Together...

Rob and Kristen land in LAX to 'pap' bullshit...

You know how much i love Paparazzi...
those low life roaches that crawl over everything and everyone to get that 'picture' even lowering themselves to the depths of shouting out obscenities just to get attention. The very fact that they see their job 'selling a photograph' as their bread and butter 'we have to make a living' is despicable never mind disgusting and degrading to those, who have to manoeuvre themselves around their bullshit - as they shout their names and scuffle in front of each other. Practically knocking the person they are photographing down in the process...

I hate them almost as much as the nonsten and the haters...almost!

A stark warning...

I have little if no time for their pathetic attempts at getting on with life. Their hate on Kristen is surprisingly hilarious, because it smells of deep rooted jealousy. Jealousy of one woman who has something they want and will never be able to have - that's right Rob.

The problem with that is of course - Rob doesn't want them. In fact, the more their attempts at getting Kristen blocked and denied in everything; including petitioning the Agency he works for, to stop the 'bitch' turning up at any events he has to go to. They can't stand the fact that anywhere Rob has to go,  Kristen seems to follow. And it works both ways.

Kristen flies to Paris for a week in which she is going to be busy - Rob flies in a day later and spends the entire time...with 'her'.
What happened after a week of publicly being seen in the same City - OMG...they, they, they left...together!!!

WTF!!

OH NO, it can't be, what is he doing to us!!
He should have stayed behind for a few days, then fly onto London to be with his family. Bel Ami is being shown in his country, has he no loyalties, no commitments to a movie, he put his heart and soul into? Why is he turning his back on his fans, even his mum and dad turned up for pity's sake!!

I love the smell of panicking Robsessed fans, as they run around like a pack of hyenas; crying and snarling as they fight over the latest titbit concerning their 'darling Rob' Of course what is annoying them the most, is that his co-stars in his 'character's' romp around Paris, have nothing but nice things to say about him. No little bits of 'he flirted with his co-stars, was seen having dinner with Ricci or Thurman' he was the perfect gentleman and put everyone at ease. Laughed at himself and even blushed and got embarrassed just as his co-stars did, at the 'particular situations' that were called for in the movie.

Dangerous Duroy...

Nope they would rather hang onto the fact that some stupid half-witted gossip site 'claims' Rob has been calling Katy Perry and consoling her over her split with Brit comedian Russell Brand. Oh dear, oh dear...

You know, i tend to roll my eyes so much at this fuckery that one of these days, they're going to roll so far back - they will stay that way. Of course, i won't be able to read the crap that i get sent by panicky fans, or disgustingly happy haters anymore...maybe that's not such a bad thing? 

So Rob is calling Katy and texting to see if she is okay? I would believe he is concerned, but not to the extent some 'just out of journalism school and forgot how to investigate' loser would have you believe. For the sake of argument; Rob and Kristen both know Ms. Perry. Both have been in the same vicinity of Katy (MTV Movie Awards) to name but a few. I would believe they have met from time to time, purely because they have been invited to the same place, but to insist that Rob is 'close' with Katy - please, and i have a bridge I'd like to sell you.

Whether you choose to accept this or not; Rob went to Kristen while she was working, promoting and networking for both Balenciaga and her up and coming Vanity Fair cover (it is a possibility it was both), and her presence in Paris was very important. She also has a movie (On The Road) that if the whispers are to be believed, will be shown at the Cannes Film Festival in May. Rob had no reason to be there, other than he wanted to spend time with the woman in his life. Sure, Cosmopolis has also been pegged to attend the 'high profile, glittering event' along the French Riviera, but at this moment in time nothing has been set in stone, regarding David Cronenberg's much anticipated movie; chronicling the spiralling downfall of Eric Packer. Only time will tell and i hope both will be showcased at the event.

Let's face it - his fans are chomping at the bit, simply because he is not following a set pattern of protocol that they have mapped out for him. Look as if you have just rolled out of bed with every starlet imaginable. call Katy Perry several times a day and promise to heal her 'broken heart' or simply just fall out of every bar available, like the wasted out of control actor that you are. 

Considering they believe that Kristen has been having a secret affair behind Rob's back with Garrett Hedlund, or is it Chris Hemsworth, Sam Claflin or any other young hot stud, she has had to work with in the past year?

Rob did a terrible disservice to his fans this past week. He ignored the promotional aspect of his career to 'check up' on his girlfriend, to make sure she wasn't up to anything in the lovers capital of the world <- their warped version of the truth that is.
He was seen out and about with her; leaving the hotel they were 'both' staying at. Was seen in showrooms of fashion designers and having dinner with a director Kristen worked with - HOW COULD HE??
He even went to a fashion exhibition he had no interest in, just to make sure Kristen was behaving herself <insert another eye-roll>

Or, could it be that he did all of this, because it was important to her. Surely Kristen has never done this kind of thing for Rob - has she?

Well...let's think;
Remember Me Premiere - attended with Tom Sturridge to support him.
Water for Elephants - attended the premiere and slipped out the back door with Rob to an awaiting car. 
Not to mention the countless set visits to boost his moral, when he has been working. The various occasions she has met and sat with his co-stars while he was on set; hanging around doing nothing but support the one she loves. And it works both ways you know?

A couple that play together - stay together. My motto for the day.

Hollywood's worst kept secret?

Hollywood can't understand how this relationship exists - the media that is. They believe a relationship like this is 'too perfect' because they coexist around each other and no one else. No vice girls found escaping out the back door of Rob's home, drink or drug violations pinned on either of them, on set romances with co-stars with nothing to loose by bragging about it. Public break ups in bars or areas where the paps are always around. Nothing, Nada, zilch. 

Everyone knows they are together, yet are baffled that 'they' won't talk about it. Completely perplexed when with every interview, that all important question gets asked to be 'left' out. Sure, Kristen has slipped up and Rob...well his 'verbal' filter is sometimes switched to the off position - but other than that, nothing. This is new to the entertainment shows and blogs and it's not something they have come across that often. Sure, you could say that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt where a bit like that, but let's face it, the reasoning behind keeping their 'worst kept secret' was mainly due to Brad still being married and a baby on the way. Thank god Rob and Kristen don't have those type of skeletons in their closets. In fact there is nothing in them at all. 

And that brings me neatly to the haters/nonstens/robsessed cougars alike.
The more they invent theories, the wilder their assumptions become. Not happy to accept the fact that a solid couple does not allow the 'noise' to filter into their lives. They may believe that Rob and Kristen are just another PR romance; a mutual agreement to benefit both their careers - hey they need to hold onto something don't they - delusional or not?
None of it matters when you see two people who have progressively decided to not allow the bullshit to annoy them and get on happily with their lives. They have slowly come out in public, personally i believe it's because what's the use in trying to hide it - it's pretty damn obvious by now, don't you think?

Rob has only been seen with one woman since...2009
Has shared all his time with the same woman - literally been all around the world with the same woman and when he hasn't, it's been because of 'work commitments' and nothing else. 

Rob and Kristen - perfect...

Like i said; a couple that play together - stay together.
Have a lovely weekend y'all!

T.