Well...well...well...
Ever get one of those days where you feel you're sitting in the middle of a tennis match and no one is playing? The constant side to side motion of your head, can sometimes leave you feeling a little dizzy and a whole lot nauseous.
That seems to be the way right now, as the hags and harpies battle over Rob like a piece of meat; he's either a flagging actor who has let his career and himself go, or he is being used by that wicked witch of all things nasty - Kristen.
They are so conflicted, i don't even think they know what they're bitching about anymore? Their exit strategy has been blown out of the water so many times now - written and rewritten clauses into the PR faux-romance they believe or should i say 'they have evidence of' has been tossed around like a rag doll for so long - the doll itself is looking a little worse for wear darrrlingsss...
First it was the whole 'Rob has been texting Katy Perry' let's send this to the shitty entertainment blogs, to put this up as actual fact. That way it will draw the attention away from Rob and that bitch!
What happened?
Rob, Kristen and a menagerie of 'good friends' decide to attend a gig Ms. Perry was performing at and hey presto! Now it's 'Kristen is insanely jealous of Rob and Katy's relationship, she just had to bring her posse along to make sure he wasn't up to anything!'
LMFAO!
Simple minds, do simple things...
Of course, Rob seems to be the pinnacle reason and the centre of all this bull that gets tossed around. He is either a drunken waste of space, a has been actor, a manwhore who sleeps with hundreds of women every single night. A PR donkey who does everything he is told, because people control his life, not the other way around.
And all this is from a bunch of frigid women, yes because that's what they are. I have never come across a more vile and contentious group of loosely held together people, who believe their dogma so much so, they spread it around like butter. They insist that Rob and Kristen are nothing but a PR showmance that was signed, sealed and delivered with a SUMMIT stamp, back when it was believed Rob and Kristen began secretly dating. Yes it was secret, because he was doing this under duress, the strain of 'never working again' if he didn't hold up his end of the bargain.
This little group of bitter, twisted women, absolutely love to create stories and then feed them to their minions - who believe every single typed post that is put up, is like a gift from the gods. It proves once and for all Rob and Kristen are not REAL. No, because Rob signed his life over, very much in keeping with selling your soul to the devil. Oh yes, he was under strict orders to do Summit's bidding and become a lackey for them, by pretending to be with Kristen and be seen around her every single time she is papped by the photographers. Go on holidays with her, meet her family, hang out and generally do all the kinds of things - girlfriends and boyfriends do. Thus creating a believable romance, to trick the fans into thinking they are together. That way, it will soar the sales on the twilight saga and keep the movie firmly at the front of all the fans minds.
It's a good theory, pity it's been drummed up by a bunch of loonies, who believe their hypothesis is the real deal. We have two very prominent harpies at the front of it all; one actually believes she will become a lawyer one day (LMAO) whereas the other one? Well let's just say she talks the talk, but the talk is shit! These drivelling damsels believe they are saving Rob from himself, by creating lies and spreading gossip just for fun. Well, when you have one of them making manipulated photographs of herself and Rob, you kind of get the impression that the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Is the cry from the battlefront. Those that insist that the twilight couple (ugh) are nothing but a well organised event, in which a 25 year old male will have himself used by a studio and a bunch of lawyers - to put it about that he's dating his 21 year old co-star. When in fact he has a drink habit, she has a coke habit, he can't keep his pants up and she can't keep her legs crossed. The circle of bullshit is never ending, it goes around and around. First it was a well hidden PR stunt, with only the odd glimpses that coincided with their theories that 'she has a movie to promote' and 'Rob has a movie to promote' 'Twilight needs mass marketing so they're putting it to the press that Rob and Kristen are dating, when in fact he's dating...'
Anyone, but Kristen.
Then when they began doing it a bit more, it was 'oh Kristen is making sure she is getting her 15mins of fame and she's using Rob's to get her more exposure' or 'she is turning up at his premieres because she's insanely jealous of the fan attention he gets. His fans will always be better looking than HER'
NOW, they are going ballistic, because they are doing it too often. So 'Rob's career has taken a nose dive, he's not the same as before. He's now whoring himself out for the paps as well - she's changed him, it's all her fault!'
'Kristen needs the exposure right now, her Snow White is rubbish and her On The Road movie will flop'
Haters, dislike their little tidy and organised corner of psychosis disrupted in any way. They have their theories and they're very important theories. So when either Rob or Kristen do something unexpected, like not give a fuck anymore who sees them together, it has to be looked at in a very panicky way 'why did they do that?' followed by another member of their lunatic brigade pipping in 'oh don't worry, it says here in the Summit Vs Robert Pattinson contract (imaginary) that this is what he has to do. He has to appear at least 3 times a month with Kristen, to keep the pretence alive'
Rob was rumoured to be texting and calling Katy Perry and voilà - he turns up at some place where she is performing, but let's give the angle that Kristen is jealous of Katy and throw that in there for good measure. Like i said, it's a good theory, pity it only works in their twisted version of reality.
Rob and Kristen were out together - boo hoo get over it.
They were at a Katy Perry gig - and your point? They are probably ALL good 'friends'
Kristen is involving her circle of friends into her delusional trap - LOL you will find that her 'friends' could run smoke circles around your hate and possibly make you choke on it!
They have always followed the PR contract, exit strategy soon - the only exit is what's left of the haters brains as they 'exited' the back of their heads.
And so it begins...
A few years ago; a writer and fan of twilight, decided to write a story.
It was a good story, it was a really good story. So good that the idea had originally formed in her head as a twilight fictional piece of escapism, was now changed with different names, same plot and released as an erotica novel.
Then the world exploded and people, mostly fans at the beginning, bought up the books (there are three) as if they were on fire. Filled the blogs and message boards with delight over finally getting their hands on a copy of 'Fifty Shades'
Now for all those still hiding under a rock - it's a very dark novel. Dark in the context of the story line and why the male character does what he does behind closed doors. How he fixates on one young and very naive woman. Thus throws her into his world of seduction, possession, obsession and domination.
Sounds interesting?
Well actually it's brilliant and that is why the trilogy of books has topped the NY Times best sellers list for months. How everyone, including some well known celebrities, can't get enough of it.
Now, i must confess...i did not read it when it was first introduced to the world of twilight fiction readers. Sometimes i don't get enough time in my life to breathe, never mind anything else. I downloaded it onto my kindle when it was released as Fifty Shades, so i suppose i am impartial to the whole 'why buy it just read Master of the Universe?' (that was it's twilight fiction name) it's just the same story. Well, that might be so, but i did and i really loved it for everything, because it sends out a powerful message. But this message has turned to hate over a woman, who decided to create a fictional story about two people who find love through a chain of sex and power - ultimate domination. But the person finally being dominated, is not who you think it is.
There are those who are disgusted that a book of this theme, should be spoken about. Those not liberal in their own sexuality, would find this very offensive. Whereas there are others who believe that their world of fan fiction has now got the spotlight on it and they don't like it. BUT they will go and see a movie of Rob stripped down and dry humping his co-stars, just to get their rocks off?
There are others, who simply believe that there is too much talk about Edward and Bella or Rob and Kristen tied to the books - because E.L.James or 'Icy' as most of us know her by, has just signed a movie deal and lord in heaven, what an uproar it has started - who will play 'Fifty' it better not be Robert Pattinson!!
*Has anyone seen the trailer for Cosmopolis?*
I am not suggesting for one minute that either Kristen or Rob be considered, unless THEY want to. There are other actors out there who would suit the roles perfectly - so i shall sit back and wait and watch with interest.
It's the bashing on the author i dislike intensely. Forgive me for getting out my big stick here, but those who feel it their god given right, to slam a person for actually having the balls to create a story and then have it published into a novel. Considering it was all her own work; she only borrowed two people's names originally, but the plot and story line belonged to E.L.James - need a good hitting over the head and a reality check. So the story is about bondage and spanking and intense sex - and that doesn't happen in the real world? You really need to get out more. It's no longer seen as a secret den of sin, but very liberated, as more and more understand the universe of 'sex'
People need to stop looking at the negative, i am very proud of Icy and i will put this on my blog, because of my sense of pride in her accomplishment - more power to her!! I am delighted her books are getting rave reviews; it's about time there was stories out there with a 'real' theme to them, other than fantasy wizards and non blood drinking vampires. I will hold my hand up and say i really loved the story and not because it was an original fan fiction creation, but because I got caught into the world of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, until the very end.
Life is too short to go around and hate on people, for doing something you might have only ever dreamed of. Jealousy is a terrible thing, but then again, in this fandom it's standard practice to either step over the level of jealousy or sludge through it - offering a bitch slap around the back of the head repeatedly along the way.
I recommend 'Fifty Shades Trilogy' to anyone with an open mind and who love a good story based on all the emotional stages you can possibly go through.
Now...where did i leave my Kindle?
T.
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| I seem to be having this feeling - constantly |
That seems to be the way right now, as the hags and harpies battle over Rob like a piece of meat; he's either a flagging actor who has let his career and himself go, or he is being used by that wicked witch of all things nasty - Kristen.
They are so conflicted, i don't even think they know what they're bitching about anymore? Their exit strategy has been blown out of the water so many times now - written and rewritten clauses into the PR faux-romance they believe or should i say 'they have evidence of' has been tossed around like a rag doll for so long - the doll itself is looking a little worse for wear darrrlingsss...
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| Oh dear they're doing it wrong again, you're meant to look at the camera! |
What happened?
Rob, Kristen and a menagerie of 'good friends' decide to attend a gig Ms. Perry was performing at and hey presto! Now it's 'Kristen is insanely jealous of Rob and Katy's relationship, she just had to bring her posse along to make sure he wasn't up to anything!'
LMFAO!
Simple minds, do simple things...
Of course, Rob seems to be the pinnacle reason and the centre of all this bull that gets tossed around. He is either a drunken waste of space, a has been actor, a manwhore who sleeps with hundreds of women every single night. A PR donkey who does everything he is told, because people control his life, not the other way around.
And all this is from a bunch of frigid women, yes because that's what they are. I have never come across a more vile and contentious group of loosely held together people, who believe their dogma so much so, they spread it around like butter. They insist that Rob and Kristen are nothing but a PR showmance that was signed, sealed and delivered with a SUMMIT stamp, back when it was believed Rob and Kristen began secretly dating. Yes it was secret, because he was doing this under duress, the strain of 'never working again' if he didn't hold up his end of the bargain.
It's a good theory, pity it's been drummed up by a bunch of loonies, who believe their hypothesis is the real deal. We have two very prominent harpies at the front of it all; one actually believes she will become a lawyer one day (LMAO) whereas the other one? Well let's just say she talks the talk, but the talk is shit! These drivelling damsels believe they are saving Rob from himself, by creating lies and spreading gossip just for fun. Well, when you have one of them making manipulated photographs of herself and Rob, you kind of get the impression that the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
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| PR, PR, PR!! |
Anyone, but Kristen.
Then when they began doing it a bit more, it was 'oh Kristen is making sure she is getting her 15mins of fame and she's using Rob's to get her more exposure' or 'she is turning up at his premieres because she's insanely jealous of the fan attention he gets. His fans will always be better looking than HER'
NOW, they are going ballistic, because they are doing it too often. So 'Rob's career has taken a nose dive, he's not the same as before. He's now whoring himself out for the paps as well - she's changed him, it's all her fault!'
'Kristen needs the exposure right now, her Snow White is rubbish and her On The Road movie will flop'
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| You know i will right? ;-) |
Rob was rumoured to be texting and calling Katy Perry and voilà - he turns up at some place where she is performing, but let's give the angle that Kristen is jealous of Katy and throw that in there for good measure. Like i said, it's a good theory, pity it only works in their twisted version of reality.
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| Is that a camera i see, or just a few people who don't give a fuck? |
They were at a Katy Perry gig - and your point? They are probably ALL good 'friends'
Kristen is involving her circle of friends into her delusional trap - LOL you will find that her 'friends' could run smoke circles around your hate and possibly make you choke on it!
They have always followed the PR contract, exit strategy soon - the only exit is what's left of the haters brains as they 'exited' the back of their heads.
And so it begins...
A few years ago; a writer and fan of twilight, decided to write a story.
It was a good story, it was a really good story. So good that the idea had originally formed in her head as a twilight fictional piece of escapism, was now changed with different names, same plot and released as an erotica novel.
Then the world exploded and people, mostly fans at the beginning, bought up the books (there are three) as if they were on fire. Filled the blogs and message boards with delight over finally getting their hands on a copy of 'Fifty Shades'
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| Possession/obsession? |
Sounds interesting?
Well actually it's brilliant and that is why the trilogy of books has topped the NY Times best sellers list for months. How everyone, including some well known celebrities, can't get enough of it.
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| It's the talk of the town... |
There are those who are disgusted that a book of this theme, should be spoken about. Those not liberal in their own sexuality, would find this very offensive. Whereas there are others who believe that their world of fan fiction has now got the spotlight on it and they don't like it. BUT they will go and see a movie of Rob stripped down and dry humping his co-stars, just to get their rocks off?
There are others, who simply believe that there is too much talk about Edward and Bella or Rob and Kristen tied to the books - because E.L.James or 'Icy' as most of us know her by, has just signed a movie deal and lord in heaven, what an uproar it has started - who will play 'Fifty' it better not be Robert Pattinson!!
*Has anyone seen the trailer for Cosmopolis?*
I am not suggesting for one minute that either Kristen or Rob be considered, unless THEY want to. There are other actors out there who would suit the roles perfectly - so i shall sit back and wait and watch with interest.
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| Would Rob be a good 'Fifty?' |
People need to stop looking at the negative, i am very proud of Icy and i will put this on my blog, because of my sense of pride in her accomplishment - more power to her!! I am delighted her books are getting rave reviews; it's about time there was stories out there with a 'real' theme to them, other than fantasy wizards and non blood drinking vampires. I will hold my hand up and say i really loved the story and not because it was an original fan fiction creation, but because I got caught into the world of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, until the very end.
Life is too short to go around and hate on people, for doing something you might have only ever dreamed of. Jealousy is a terrible thing, but then again, in this fandom it's standard practice to either step over the level of jealousy or sludge through it - offering a bitch slap around the back of the head repeatedly along the way.
I recommend 'Fifty Shades Trilogy' to anyone with an open mind and who love a good story based on all the emotional stages you can possibly go through.
Now...where did i leave my Kindle?
T.
