0 Rob and Kristen - M.I.A (Missing In Action)

Right then...what do we have here?

It amazes me every time i log on, i get messages of 'I am missing their lovely faces'
So many seem to plan their days around logging into cyberspace, hoping for just a glimpse of two faces that are missed terribly - are people's lives really that dull?

Of course i am referring to Rob and Kristen - the 'infamous' stars of the 'Twilight Saga' who can now hopefully crawl out from under that label and this year, finally be credited as actors of many faces. And not just the 'too gorgeous it has to be a sin' - Edward and Bella.

Best friends - always...

Rehashed photo shoots with pained pleading of 'Please do another photo shoot together (together) we miss you so much!' Memories of interviews gone past and of course, a legion of well made and charming Youtube videos, with tags of 'never forgotten' with added BTS wedding bits from the DVD - due out on Friday (US) The UK have to wait another month, before they can bask in the pre-wedding glory of Breaking Dawn - Part One.

Everyone seems to be missing them - except the haters that is, who of course have been busy making up fake sightings and supposed intimate dinner dates without each other. Rob was seen apparently, coming out of the same restaurant as Sofia Cappola - director and daughter of Francis Ford Cappola and the meanie little hags try and make something out of nothing. 

Nothing surprises me there at all. You see in order for balance to be restored to the force (their warped version of the truth) they will do anything to ensure that Rob is seen out without Kristen - lonely, distraught and straight into the arms of another woman. 

Does this look like a man who is getting bored of the same woman?

Kristen Stewart has always been described as a little 'spitfire' and that's not me being mean one bit. Feisty and spirited is a lovely compliment; she certainly keeps one very handsome young man on his toes. But the lack of sightings - particularly together, seems to have driven some people to the edge of despair. Resulting in some very colourful reasons as to why Kristen and Rob have not taking 'date night' to the high profile restaurants in Los Angeles to a whole new level. Why their pretty faces are not seen tongue deep in a suggestive pose, wrapped around each other like the bun of a hot-dog...is simply because they like their privacy.

Then of course there was a flutter of hyperactive tweets - suggesting *shock* Kristen went out on a date with...Zac Efron. Oh yeah...

Does this man look worried?

Look, if you are going to tweet shit, at least make it believable shit. I logged on yesterday to literally a crap storm of drama. A complete and utter meltdown by some people, claiming Kristen was out on an exclusive date with the cheesy goof-ball from High School Musical? No disrespect to all those Efron fans out there, but please - too much cheese with cheese on top! To only then find out that it wasn't Kristen he was seen out with, but in fact the 'other Snow White' Lily Collins.

Where would you like me to put it?

I know, i find it hard to keep my face straight - i laughed when i read this, only to then shrugged my shoulders and laugh again 'well what do you expect?' Too many find it hard to even comprehend that Rob and Kristen are a couple. And if they are going to go out without each other, which they most likely do - at least get the right actress with the right dinner date - okay? It saves on re-tweeting stupid tweets and giving me endless shits and giggles when a video finally gets posted by X-17 online, showing the date night between Zac and Lily...

Sometimes fail is just too strong a word.

Spitfire Kristen in Red...

I know everyone is missing our favourite couple at the moment, I myself too miss their happy little faces. But it doesn't ruin my day if they choose not to come out and play with the paparazzi. It's just one of those things that people just have to live with. They are happiest when the spotlight is not on them - if they remain M.I.A until Rob has to do promotional work for Bel Ami then so be it. Happiness is doing what you want to do and not what others want of you. I doubt for one second their 'people' are forcing them into anything, that doesn't warrant their say in the matter. Rumours of photo shoots and guest appearances with hopefully an Oscar invite, are always about.

Seductive and dangerous...

Devilishly handsome, Rob looks as George DuRoy in Bel Ami. This year looks to be hotting up already with raunchy tale of obsession and destruction, doing the festival circuit. There is also good talk going about for Kristen's 'On the Road' and of course Cosmopolis and Snow White and the Huntsman, looking towards summer for releases. Plenty of opportunities to see their lovely faces, as they do the talk show circuit and smile proudly during their premieres. Until then...let's just sit back, enjoy the quiet because i know...they are ;-)

T.