0 Rob and Kristen - Play The "PR" Merry-Go-Round...

This warning is a guideline to let you know that what i will be unleashing next, is neither healthy or socially acceptable, but in the context of a good ole bitch-slapping...seen as an absolute MUST!!!

Sharp objects have been removed, all windows and doors have been locked. NOW onto business.

I see a little silhouette of a troll, trolling...

Well...
It has taken me a while to catch up on everything, but i feel it is now time to get out the proverbial bitch-slapper, dust it down and make use of it.
So...it seems the nonnies, ninnies, nannies, grannies, grinnies, harpies, hags and whiners all HATE it that Rob is STILL in Paris with...Kristen Stewart.

BWHAHAHAHA - should have seen that one coming, oh wait, i did LOL.

We have the persistent whining and isn't it bloody annoying, of those crying and complaining that 'Rob is turning his back on his career for HER!!!'
That he is selling his 'soul to the she-devil' and not concentrating in getting more work lined up, more promotion for Bel Ami and Cosmopolis' because he is such hot commodity right now. What if studios think he's a dried up actor, a drunken womanizer, a man-whoring play-boy?

With about as many brain cells in between his ears, as his 'Robsessed fans' have collectively together.

The weekly troll meeting is now taking place...

He has left Christina Ricci to do all the promoting, while he swans around in Paris; drinking beer, eating French food and schmoozing with directors of movies he has not starred in or has any investment tied up with, because SHE is in them - WTF!!
This is one PR relationship that has gone too far; it's not a joke to them anymore, because now he is running after the paparazzi and begging them to follow he and Kristen around, at the risk of his own career. 

Alone.Broken.Destroyed.

Yeah, he looks really fucking devastated here doesn't he? Yes it's a series of pap photos put together by a fan and used as a gif. I'm sure all the little harpies sat around their food encrusted PC's and watched it through their fingers in disgusted despair, at how LONELY and HEARTBROKEN about his career Robert Pattinson seems to be. He has been forced to fly to France and stay with Kristen to keep up this PR fantasy that he lives in. Called the paps before he turned up at the little restaurant he, Kristen and Walter Salles dined in. Then proceeded to act all lovey-dovey with his PR co-star of 4 years; allowing the removal of his cap, while she scratched at the fine stubble of newly growing hair.

The pain, the agony he goes through on a daily basis, is just too much for his so called 'fans' to put up with. They witness this atrocity every single time he has to take a deep breath and step out in public with Kristen...

Trust me i should know!

They want Rob's management to intervene; to save him from himself before it's too late. They want studios to break him away from the PR Contract he is signed over until the end of the Breaking Dawn promotion. They want a public break up; seem by all the media, and if all that fails...they will sign petition after fucking petition to get Kristen Stewart BLOCKED from all future premieres (if he has a sagging career left to save - that is?) And keep her away from any public appearances he has to do. To get her management team involved so that he can be released from furthering her career, because his is going much better than hers and she is holding him back! If that can't be done, if new contracts cannot be signed, then he needs to be deported from the US and sent back to the UK. Because ever since he came to the US - his co-star from the twilight movies has been using him - using his young budding career. His social standing, his hunk of the month image to all the legion of female fans she absolutely hates, with all the fibre in her little being!!

Umm...have i left anything out?
When all else fails, when every single theory gets shot down and laughed at. When every time Rob is seen with Kristen and Kristen is with him...the PR bullshit gets brought out, and all is well in their world. 

That's what it is; their obligation to Summit and the twilight saga, nothing more and nothing less.

Paris - 2009...

Nonstens - living in denial since 2009...
You see the thing that gets the fanatics more than anything else, is that Rob can do SO MUCH BETTER. He can pick a nice, charming, positively glowing fan of his. One who will always put his best interests at heart. One who will never look dull or glum hanging on the end of his arm. One who won't feel embarrassed about being with him and will stand up proudly and say 'YES i am with Robert Pattinson, that man is all MINE! So back off bitches!'
But at the same time, will sell their story to the highest bidder, see him as nothing but the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow - making sure to get every last dime out of him. One who will use his name as a way to get her career up the ladder of life (stripping or otherwise, glamour modelling or simply the next bright young thing in Hollywood) 

YET at the same time, they believe that is all Kristen is doing - using his name as a way of making herself famous. Now, correct me if i am wrong, but wasn't Kristen working in movies LONG before Rob even contemplated going into acting himself? She had already made her name as a young actress - starring in a successful movie at the age of 10 alongside Jodie Foster in Panic Room. To then go on and work movie after movie while she was still being schooled. Walking red carpets and working alongside some of America's top actors; all who have had nothing but praise for her talent as a very focused young actress. But she needs Rob's status as 'hot Hollywood' to advance her career???

Paris - 2012...

Their theories hold no water, all they do is make a mockery out of females in general. They would rather believe their deranged reasoning as to why Rob is in Paris, than actually look at it objectively and with an ounce of common sense. Why would he need to fly all the way to France to aid Kristen in doing some promoting for Balenciaga? The perfume and fashion house 'signed' Kristen on as their new face and spokesperson for the fragrance, not Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. They are not some two-bit double act; buy one and get one free. She went over to promote for Balenciaga and the rest of her time in the country's capital, is simply networking and enjoying the Paris Fashion Week. Rob had a photo shoot in NYC, hence if he had have wanted to, he could have flown over with her last week. Instead he stayed behind until he did his 'end' of promoting Cosmopolis, before following Kristen a few days later.

Looking behind, always protective...

She was out and about on the 5th; coming out of the Louis Vuitton Show Room. If you blink you would miss it, but there is Rob as always, looking behind for Kristen as they step out along with Ruth (Kristen's PA) to an a waiting car.

His need to be in Paris has nothing to do with giving Kristen a higher profile. His presence has little impact on why she is there, other than he wanted to be with her.The simple fact remains; they are together as a couple, no PR or exit strategy is in the works. No promoting each other's careers is needed; when you want to be with the person who means more to you than the shit that is thrown at your name on a daily basis. Namely by the fanatical fans who can't leave you, or the one you are in love with alone.

The list is endless of the women who believe Rob will 'open his eyes' and see what the hell he is doing and dump the frump on her ass. They persistently believe he is being led around by his nose and has no say whatsoever in his life or the choices he has to make. Everyone owns a piece of him, he is their little puppet to do as they say - with Kristen at the helm pulling all the strings. 

The PR theory has been talked to death; he walks out with Kristen = PR. He talks about her in his interviews = PR. He travels to the other side of the world to meet up with her = PR. Attends family events = PR. Visit her movies sets = PR. Buys a house they share together = PR. Buys a dog in which they share = PR. His friends are seen with her = PR.

Around and around it goes, where it will stop - no one knows except the nonstens, because it's all PR!

Simply Kristen - no artificial enhancements are included...

They can't/won't understand that Kristen is 'the only girl Rob needs in his life.'
They refuse to accept that he will just 'settle' with the first woman he claps eyes on. They can't understand why it's her and not someone else. Someone more attractive, more glamorous, more famous or more appealing. Because in their world, anyone other than Kristen would be better for Rob - anyone but HER!

So they sit behind their PC's trolling; posting hate, posting threats. Manipulating photos of Rob and pasting in their image in place or whoever he is standing with - then claim they are with him. Make up stories about him being out drunk at parties, whoring it around because he is lonely and needs someone to warm his bed. Pretty nice bunch of fans aren't they?

If in doubt - make Robert Pattinson out to be an absolute loser - gee they must be really proud of themselves? But then again, their theories are so mixed up, you end up getting whiplash trying to follow them. But i suppose, you can't follow a fucked up pattern of bullshit - can you?

NEWS FLASH!!

This post was brought to you today by the phrases - 'Do I Look As If I Care?' and 'Play Me Another Tune That One Is Getting Old' and by the website www.notafuckwasgiventothehaters.com

Robert Pattinson, looking at only one woman since...

When you are obsessed with a man, who only looks at one woman the way Rob looks at Kristen - the green eyed little monster of bat-shit craziness takes over your life and reduces you to a delirious babbling and bubbling idiot!

Have a good day everyone; embrace the feeling of love. Because if not, you will grow withered and old before your time.

T.